Also known as the Battle of the Barrels, or Agnak's Folly

yes,  just as the title says 

who needs health or mana potions?

7 kinds of coffee for the DungeonVerse (we only have 2 real kinds)

Seven different types of water that may be of use- or a danger- to adventurers.

Ties back into Cookery in Dungeon

also known as niter, carmot, fairy dust, and a bunch of other dumb names

gimmie one of them, you know, fucking red ones 

One shot scrolls for dungeon acolytes, initiates, zealots, and mages to cast spells above their level, or effects that the powers that be do not want as spells to be learned

It's not just in the water, it's in everything man, its in everything

Properly a Xanthanite Pipe, but most people known the honey gold stone as amberstone, and not Xanthanite

More commonly known as an otretabletka or poteka, a portmanteau of Potyk and tabletka. Regardless of the name, the pill sized device is the object of cold terror for the denizens of the Cosmic Era first world nations and powers because of the insidious power it has.

A powerful healing potion delivered in a gourd

A synthetic liquid base common in the Cosmic Era

A list of enhancements(?) to the simple Invisibility potion.

A highly classified substance, 'Elixer' is the end product of a government project to create injected parapsychic power

One Pill, Two Pill

Red Pill, Blue Pill

Some people drink potions without checking what they are, and this can have many unwanted consequences that can range from funny to fatal.

Aggro is a popular restricted non-recreational stimulant

Aldus Huxley imagined a future where the masses were controlled by readily available doses of a drug called soma. The Cosmic Era is rife with drugs, some illicit and some marketed with the accuracy of laser guided weapons. The only thing he got wrong was that there isn't one happy pill, there are hundreds to choose from.